Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Why so serious ?

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Your so gay, that you like men!

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

European on my shoes, buddy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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