So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

An anti-joke

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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