- Anti Joke

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT