Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Jersey Shore.

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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Penis

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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