how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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