- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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