- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

I was watching Fox news.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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