- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Sixty... eight

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Your mom.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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