- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

The GOV and the WHO?

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

A man walks into a bar. Ow

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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