- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

mikey is cute

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