Balls

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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