- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Who wants $300? Me too.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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