Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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How long did it take Jeff, a middle-aged man with a lifelong speech-destroying lisp, to overcome his impediment? Less than ten minutes, as carbon monoxide is a colorless, odorless toxic gas that eliminates oxygen at a rapidly-acting rate inside of small areas such as the car Jeff locked himself inside.

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What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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So a guy is on his way to work and he nearly gets hit by a bus. He sticks his middle finger up at the bus driver but a couple seconds later he realized that it was the same bus he was supposed to get on so he apologized to the bus driver and got on the bus. He was 15 minutes late for the 420th time this week so he was fired from his job and went back home. On his way home he was not allowed on the bus because he left his oyster card somewhere so he had to walk home. 69 minutes later he arrives home to his wife and kids. What did the man say to his wife when he got back home? "Hi."

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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