What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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A Serbian Film

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Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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belly button

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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