- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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