Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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