- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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