i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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