- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

you will like this because i am black.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

A jew enters a mall.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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