- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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