- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

a man walked into a bar and said ow

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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