Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

you will like this because i am black.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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