- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Why was the man sad His got raped

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

woman's lacrosse

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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