- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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