What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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lets bomb africa

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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What do you call an arab ?

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Anti Joke

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