- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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