- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Chicken

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Guest what in the butt

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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