how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

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Your mom.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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