you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

I walk into a bar...

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

gay pom...

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Your so gay, that you like men!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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