Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

whats 2+2 equal? 4

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Balls

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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