- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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