- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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