- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Your mom is not fat!

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

i saw amango it splootered

Once upon a time, The end.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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