- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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