- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

whats worse than failing your maths test?

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