Sex education in Texas,

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

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A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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i saw amango it splootered

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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