- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

okay so theres this guy.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

hi dave

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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