women's rights.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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Who is it?

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Immigration Laws

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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