- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Bark I'm a tree

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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