- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

If youre African, why are you white?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

Of course, first door on your left

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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