- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

knock knock Goodbye

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Waffles ate my grandma

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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