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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.