- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Roses are red, yup.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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