- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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