- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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