- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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