- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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