- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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