- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

vote this down and i will DOX you

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Sixty... eight

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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