Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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