A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Your mom is not fat!

i saw amango it splootered

Once upon a time, The end.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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