- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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