- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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