- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dumbledore dies.

Knock Knock? Come in.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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