What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

what did jacob say to coach a joke

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

It's all Taggart

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

What's your blood type? Red.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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