- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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