- Anti Joke

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes