Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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