A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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