how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What do you call a black man? Rob

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Casey Anthony kills a baby

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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