What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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