whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Mooses

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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