- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

YEAH THEY DO!

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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