What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Fine, ladies first.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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