- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Knock knock.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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