Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Womens rights.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

A dead guy walks into a grave.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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