- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Once upon a time, The end.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

i saw amango it splootered

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Your mom is not fat!

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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