Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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Neil is a reterd.

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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