What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Roses are red, yup.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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