- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Why can't jokes spit?

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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