- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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