- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Ask me if im a tree? No

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