How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

A Mormon walks into a bar

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Pickles are powerful

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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