Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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