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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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