- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

My three children are three big mistakes.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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