- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Robin get in the batmobile!

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Justin Beiber

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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