Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Dwarf Shortage

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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