- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Your mom is not fat!

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

i saw amango it splootered

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Once upon a time, The end.

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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