I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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