- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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