- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

okay so theres this guy.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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