- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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