- Anti Joke

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Barack Obama is a good president.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.