Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What hurts like hell? HELL

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Granny porn!

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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