- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

diarrhea.

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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