What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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my wife out of the kitchen

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woman's rights

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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Microwave

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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