- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

THE GAME

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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